Okay, this is what went down in the South yesterday. An elf was in court today for threatening to blow up Santa Claus. The elf stood in line to see Santa at a suburban mall outside of Atlanta, and when it was finally his turn, he approached Santa and told him he had dynamite in his elf sack and he was going to blow up old Santa! Well, now, what would you think if you were Santa? This was a first. Usually Santa can count on his elves to help him out, to get him a sandwich, to have his back. But not this elf! Santa freaked out, they captured the elf, and evacuated the entire mall. Man, elves aren't what they used to be!
Hope your day has been much more uneventful than Santa's!