Thursday, December 3, 2009

Santa and the Elf

Okay, this is what went down in the South yesterday.  An elf was in court today for threatening to blow up Santa Claus.  The elf stood in line to see Santa at a suburban mall outside of Atlanta, and when it was finally his turn, he approached Santa and told him he had dynamite in his elf sack and he was going to blow up old Santa!  Well, now, what would you think if you were Santa?  This was a first.  Usually Santa can count on his elves to help him out, to get him a sandwich, to have his back.  But not this elf!   Santa freaked out, they captured the elf, and evacuated the entire mall.  Man, elves aren't what they used to be!

Hope your day has been much more uneventful than Santa's! 


13 comments:

  1. Wonder what was wrong with that Elf?!

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  2. guess the pressure of the holidays finally got to the elf!

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  3. Gayle and Sarah, Unfortunately it has been determined that the elf was mentally ill. No harm done. Hope he gets help.

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  4. Now that's the craziest Santa story I've ever heard!

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  5. WOW - Talk about a begrundled elf! I'm sure he was just a guy pretending to be an elf because a real elf would have never done that...that imposture!

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  6. At least there was no dynamite in the sack!

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  7. I heard about it. He was arrested and is now in jail. Sounds like Santa turned down his request for a raise and more time off.

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  8. Just found your blog and am completely enjoying it!

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  9. OMG, was this an actual true story? I heard a couple DJ's talking about it briefly this morning on the radio and I thought it was a bad joke!!! Oh no!!! That elf must be really screwed up in the head...no one threatens to blow Santa up!

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  10. Helene and Matty, Actually and unfortunately this is a true story. The elf actually looks life a very sweet person but looks can be deceiving. He is screwed up. I hope maybe they can help him with medication or something. At least no one got hurt.

    Marla, Welcome aboard. Thanks for the visit. I'll be by to see you shortly.

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  11. That is just awful. I hadn't caught that story - shaking my head.

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  12. Too Many Hats, I know. Me too! Sad.

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